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jolly jizz festival

An expression used to describe a gathering of male homosexuals. Usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.

A jolly jizz festival, is the ideal setting for homosexual acceptance.

All homosexuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to participate. Jolly jizz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.
"Hey Timothy!! Oooo..! Lookie there! It's a great big jolly jizz festival! Gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!"

Or

"Steer clear of that jolly jizz festival David, you know how much God hates queers! We wouldn't want anything rubbing off on you now would we?"
by itisivon September 5, 2009
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humboldt film festival

an amazing film contest that anyone from anywhere can enter. humboldt state university organizes it. its humboldt, whats not to love.
bob and janis entered there film into the humboldt film festival. they ended up winning 34 blunts. well hey...it is humboldt.
by lickmewhereishit September 27, 2010
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feste

A person, item or situation that is particularly distateful. Derived from a character in shakespeares twelth night.
"you are so feste"

"that is so feste"
by hackerslut September 16, 2008
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Turd Festival

A yard that is almost completly filled with canine feces. Almost like a collection.
Stephanie- "Fuck, I stepped in shit!"
Jeremy- " Steph, you really need to start watching where you walk outside."
Amanda- " Yea, cus its nothing but Turd Festivals out there!"
by Amandasue0186 June 22, 2010
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uncle fester

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !
by cuntmonkey September 13, 2003
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Festi

Shortened word for festival (large or small).
This Spring and Summer lets hit all the Festi's, and we'll end Festi season with Burning Man.
by Kid Klone September 15, 2009
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National Fuck Festival

A 3 day event to have sex all you can.and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.
lady: hey stranger i am wondering if i could get a "ride" if u know what i mean
Man: why are you asking me pretty lady?
Lady: it National Fuck Festival and i need to get laid
Man: Thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station
by bigmack March 4, 2007
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