feburary 22

the day you shake major ass and runt

oh man its feburary 22, gotta go shake sem ass

by phatt ass December 1, 2020

feburary 15

Nation Neck Love Day!

Give someone a hickey on the neck or kiss them on the neck for hours!

Girlfriend:hey can i give you a hickey?
Boyfriend:why?
Girlfriend:its feburary 15th!

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZJWGW February 14, 2021

Finger Free February

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all

Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February

by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020

February 9

they’re short

why are people born on february 9 so short

by a tall person December 6, 2019

February 4th

National Baby Dyke day
That day of the year where all the baby dykes rise up

Why are there so many baby dykes raiding the mall?!
Bro haven’t you heard it’s February 4th

by Bbg_mb4 October 19, 2019

February 7th

The people who were born today wear what they want when they want and don’t care about how other people see them. They are some of the gayest people you will ever know and they have many connections and friends to help them out. They are kind sweet and love transformers, they are also GAY GAY GAY GAY!

If you were born on February 7th then you are a wild gay. Be free my friend.

by JJ Williams October 27, 2019

february 22

February 22 is national cut someone’s hair day!

Bob: *cuts becky’s hair*
Becky: WTF was that for weirdo
Bob: don’t you know it’s February 22 cut someone’s hair day, u uncultured swine

by Lion_ King October 15, 2019