Fanny Hamlett

Fat, stagnant, fraudulent creature who has the “highest footballing IQ” in the north west when they’re really a bum ass mf. The person at 5 a side who doesn’t move but whinges at you for not making a run.

“Stop being a fanny hamlett”

by Shabbalicious April 9, 2023

Fannying around

When you put your desk fan (or even your pedestal fan) on the oscillate setting to disperse the cooler air around the room.

"It's so hot in here. I'm going to have to start fannying around."

by CuddlySimba April 17, 2023

Fanny Blower

A blower of fannies. But it's actually what fans were called in the 1900's

"Turn off the fanny blower, Micheal! You're going to raise the power bill!"

by The all-knowing funny worder April 17, 2023

Clammed fanny

When you haven’t had sex with your Wife/girlfriend for some time, and it’s almost like her fanny has clammed over due to lack of use.

“Have you got a clammed fanny or something, it’s been like 4 weeks since we last had sex “

by Jimbo6679 April 27, 2023

Upstairs Fanny Pack

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

by m0thra April 30, 2023

fanny

its another silly word for funny like sonic and sanic

person 1: insert joke here

person 2: thats a fanny

by drboi September 13, 2023

fanny flicker

ur a fool.

eg: ur such a fanny flicker!!

by fannyflciker October 1, 2023