Cock-faced

The condition of bieng so drunk that when trying to explain your drunkenness you mix up the word cocked and shitfaced hence the word...

Tyler said this, "dude i love you this is awesome im so cock-faced right now..."

by Beautifuk yeahhh June 14, 2010

shit faced baked

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)

i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 5, 2010

Two-Faced Booking

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.

I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.

by TTL PKG May 26, 2010

Grant faced

To be frozen with a odd, amusing or disgusting face in a freeze frame, photograph or screen shot.

Arises from Grant Wilson's (of Ghost Hunters fame) inability to take a good photograph or be photogenic in any way shape or form.

Oh no, delete that photo I've been grant faced

by pumpie2 October 21, 2010

Nuts-Faced

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.

*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)

by Rambler4B November 25, 2010

3DS faced

The result of ones face after playing Nintendo's 3DS for long periods of time. The eyes tend to squint and vision is blurred causing the whole face to pucker in pain. Usually accompanied by a head ache.

First used by Kevin Pereira on G4TV on 3/23/2011.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? You look like you have been sucking on lemons.
Guy 2: I had nothing to do so I got 3DS faced.

by TheSkinman April 14, 2011

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014