Cabbage factory

A descriptive word of a right sassy northern

That Sami is a right cabbage factory !

by Gazzer678 April 16, 2020

Alternative Factsplanation

Attempting to explain something that isn’t true using made up “alternative facts” like Kellyanne Conway.

President Trump told us he was researching using bleach in the human body to kill Coronavirus. The next day he gave some bullshit alternative factsplanation that he “was being sarcastic.”

by Perpetual Student April 24, 2020

Retard Factory

1. A place where alcoholics and heroin junkies meet to date one another and talk about how their life sucks.

I want to start going to the retard factory to see if there is any loose women there.

by NikeT1138 March 23, 2021

boredom factory

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school is a boredom factory

by beavertale June 2, 2021

Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.

Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.

by Goofnut February 1, 2022

Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.

Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.

by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011

Forbidden Fruit Factor

The added sexual attractiveness to another as a result of them being forbidden to you. This is anything from teachers to step-mothers, or your best mate's sister. Incest also comes in to this, but that's pretty ill-advised if you ask me.

"Dan's mum just rocks my world, she's really a 5/10 but that forbidden fruit factor bumps her up to a solid 9"

by FretWizard May 1, 2015