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Fruit Roll-Ups

MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.
MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.
by Eyeballflyball September 13, 2003
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Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain
Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!
by Castor The Great January 1, 2009
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fruit loop

oaah i want to fruit loop him soo bad!
by Chels-ii-kuuh! August 24, 2008
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Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
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fruit aisle at walmart

jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.
person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?

person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!
by fhaiwjdijd July 13, 2021
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Double fruit stick

When someone puts two colorful dildos up another’s ass.
That gay ass fat bull in Philly tried to do a double fruit stick with me.
by Professor Wumbo March 15, 2018
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California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.
My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner
by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017
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