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Fruit Roll-Ups

MBorel's food of choice. A fruity sheet that comes in a multitude of flavors and has various drawings embedded into the sheet.
MBorel rants about a number of things including Fruit Roll-Ups, Toonami, and the current state of anime.
by Eyeballflyball September 13, 2003
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Fruit Punch Fountain

When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain
Whoa why is my jizz bloody? Wendy Gave me a fruit punch fountain!!!!
by Castor The Great January 1, 2009
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fruit loop

oaah i want to fruit loop him soo bad!
by Chels-ii-kuuh! August 24, 2008
mugGet the fruit loopmug.

Jersey Fruit Bowl

Similar to the practice of mooning, to achieve the Jersey Fruit Bowl a male practitioner will cup his genitalia (penis and testicles) and push them backward, toward the anus, before pressing his ass against a window, giving the look of a highly mangled and filthy looking bowl of fruit. Also nicknamed "The JFB", it is done as a prank and to disgust a large group of people. When performed in the state of New Jersey, it is often referred to as an "Indigenous Fruit Bowl".
Sam: "I am going to moon those people in the car next to us"

Dave: "Why not give them a Jersey Fruit Bowl?"
by etafatdik June 19, 2008
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Succulent Fruit of the Hood

Citrullus lanatus AKA Watermelon. Term used in identifying the consuming of a watermelon, usually in a heavily populated African American community.
We have fried chicken, Kool-Aid, and the succulent fruit of the hood here!
by fardchannel August 17, 2021
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Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016
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fruit aisle at walmart

jay is the entire fruit aisle at walmart. it is also a huge piss baby that enjoys pulling peoples hair and constantly screaming the word “muffin”. jay must be put down immediately considering the fact that it has caused multiple world ending events.
person 1: wait, why is the entire fruit aisle at walmart (jay) playing twister with the homeless man over there?

person 2: oh, it’s because it’s a piss baby!
by fhaiwjdijd July 13, 2021
mugGet the fruit aisle at walmartmug.

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