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February 14 

The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)
me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore
February 14 by sssenpai? April 23, 2020

February 7

Send your crush a wholesome meme day.
Boy 1: *send wholesome meme*
Boy 2: aww that's cute
Boy 1: it's February 7th.
Boy 2: oH-
February 7 by chocobocko February 7, 2021

February 14 

Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰
You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”

Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩

february 23 

the day where you and your bestie try to see who can get their boyfriend more mad at them
whoever wins gets money
hey where’d you get that money?

it’s february 23, I got it from my bestie! i got my boyfriend to break up with me
february 23 by heodnabd February 23, 2021

february 23 

february 23rd: will you go out with me? i’m still in love with you...
ex: no.
february 23 by bitch6920 February 23, 2021

February 25 

Super fun, light hearted people are born on February 25. You’ll find them mysteriously entertaining and all around genuinely good people. If you were born February 25 you are a Pisces.
“Hey! When’s your birthday?” “February 25”
“Oh sick dude, you must be awesome!”
February 25 by BellaNicole June 7, 2021