being Evan 

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

being Evan by cant_justify October 12, 2014

The Evan 

The Evan is a term used to describe the act of having sex with one's coat on. typically the male will aquire his jacket and proceed to boff (mate with) the female. Other phrases include the Double Evan, in which the female is also wearing a coat, or the Half-Evan in which the male has removed half the coat. The much more rare version of this, of course, is the Frozen Evan. This is when the male is wearing a fluffy down ski jacket. this often will get in the way of things and is chosen only by the most daring of Evaners.

"James and i did The Frozen Evan, you know, The Evan, only with a ski jacket, in order to spice things up in the bedroom, last night."
"Did it work?"

"Not even a little, the feathers in the down of his coat kept poking through and scratching me.

The Evan by lovesmaul415 February 20, 2010

I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan 

Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.

"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."

I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan by darklordgrievous August 30, 2007

mild.evan 

A super cool amazing tiktok and instagram shitposter that didnt write this definition

“Omg mild.evan is so hot and sexy, follow him on Instagram and TikTok

mild.evan by mild.evan July 23, 2021

an evan 

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

an evan by guy#3 October 31, 2023

pulling an Evan 

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

pulling an Evan by silentshadows June 11, 2009

Opal and evan 

True love most people won't ever get the type these 2 have. They have a strong but Rocky connection they can talk for hours at a time.

Girl: did you hear about opal and evan?
Other girl: omg ya I heard they are dating

Girl : ya they are!

Opal and evan by ...deeznuts April 1, 2022