ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

by Turts the god May 21, 2020

eshanvi

a real tough opponent

wow that guy’s a real eshanvi

by lemonylime39 September 18, 2020

Ethan Hannon

He's A Really Nice Guy With A Massive Cock and Will Do You Good In Bed.

Ethan Hannon is so sexy

by BigCockASaurus December 1, 2020

Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone

by 726386272 January 18, 2021

ethan best

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and has a twin call elijah best.

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and who also has a twin called elijah best.

by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021

Ethan Syndrome

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society

Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker

by Zxlous August 14, 2021