NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.

“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”

by Iamadr June 26, 2021

symptoms disorder

When you have symptoms linked to multiple disorders, mental illnesses, and/or neurodivergencies but can't pinpoint which one is you. This is not an actual diagnosis, rather it's for the people who cannot be professionally diagnosed and are trying their best themselves.

"Dude idk what's up with me. I'm always anxious and sad. people keep telling me I'm being rude but I don't understand what they mean"
"might be depression. or anxiety. or ADHD... no, you just have symptoms disorder"

by Behee July 30, 2021

CAP Disorder

Civil Air Patrol members often suffer from this. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Standing at Parade Rest 24/7, Having your hands at the Position of Attention 24/7, Knife Hands and caring everyone Sir/Mam.

"Bro, why do you walk like that?"
"This kids standing like he owns the place"
"Chill out! Why are you pointing at me like that?"
Because I have CAP Disorder!

by Whon Kick August 7, 2021

Clout Disorder

Clout Disorder: The disorder in which a person with a lot of clout becomes to full or him/her self and ignores anyone he may deem "unpopular."

that guy Sponker has clout disorder, he wont even axe duel me!

by GilgatheMaster September 18, 2021

Babyface Disorder

When an individual is much older than they appear

John: " I wonder how that 17 year old snuck into this bar."

Steve: " Oh, I overheard him talking to the bouncer, he's 21, he just has Babyface Disorder."

by BD Alpha October 2, 2021

Trigger Disorder

A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.

Wow, i think she has Trigger Disorder, why would food trigger someone?

by average nobody mc nobody face August 31, 2021

curtilage disorder

An illness dat results in your home and property's being in a somewhat-less-than-tidy condition.

Housekeeping is not my thing, so neighbors often point to my cluttered grounds and ask me if I have a curtilage disorder.

by QuacksO December 23, 2021