Dad-or-Creeper

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.

Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.

by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020

Dad joke

The highest form of humor to ever grace the planet.It is so elite that not everyone understands.

*Real life example*
Dad: listen to this funny joke
Me: ok… go ahead
Dad: a white horse in a mud puddle
Me: that’s not funny
Dad: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: that is such a dad joke
Dad: *still laughing* well I keep it in my dada base BAJAJAJAJAJAJ

by Zozi May 16, 2023

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)

Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.

by Jennaak November 24, 2021

carl's dad

A fat flabby man

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad

by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017

Dad Thicc

Dad thicc is the body type of typically a Middle aged male similar to mom thicc, where as mom thicc refers to a woman with wide hips and large breasts, dad thicc refers to a man with large wide shoulders, large hairy forearms and a protruding and in some cases destined stomach, coupled with a general “beefy-ness”. Many males of the past 50 years have taken in the “dad thicc” ideal as there preferred body type and it is very easy to spot as it caters to no particular race or region of the country. “Dads” are most often seen in ether dark khaki slacks with a stripped polo shirt that seems overly tight or in faded blue jeans that will be pulled up to the bottom of the rip cage accompanied with a t-shirt tucked in the the jeans with or without a belt. The most common place to witness this marvel of nature is in shopping malls, little league games and Applebee’s all across America.

Man 1: dude I can’t wait to have a couple kids and get that “Dad Thicc” body
Man 2: me too man! I cant wait to go to cookouts in my leather sandals , drink beer and complain about my job.

by Boogaloo_boi February 23, 2018

Cool Dad

A man that loves to dance and sing around the house, loves to burst into rooms and bother you, loves his cars and to manage his lawn. But the one thing that will always be at the top of the list of things he loves, is his family

“Hey is that Cool Dad”
“Isn’t it obvious”

by Pluble December 5, 2020