cuddly cunt

An asshole who uses Cuddly fabric softener.

*after a breakup*
girl 1: *crying* his clothes were so soft though
girl 2: Girl he was just a cuddly cunt.

by KinkyEmo May 19, 2017

Coddler

A person who takes an extensively long time to smoke a bowl (of marijuana) or a joint

Ashley and Bri are the world's biggest Coddler(s)

by Kortsmit October 7, 2017

cum curdle

Curdled cum left from an orgasm after masturbation

Rob left a cum curdle on his sock after masturbation

by deniedcorpse October 16, 2009

Phone cuddling

When you're too drunk for phone sex.

"Oh I like when you bite my neck, I'm going to take your bra off...ugh, drunk so many clasps, screw it, I'll try for pants, why is the button so tricky, eh, fuck it, let's just do some phone cuddling"

by omally April 26, 2015

platonic cuddling

What you call it when you want to get down with someone, but don't want to put it in any certain terms. Usually when one or both parties are involved in a relationship with someone else.

Girl: Hey, you want to come over tonight?
Guy: What for?
Girl: Some "platonic cuddling."
Guy: Right, I'll bring the condoms.

by zknb October 14, 2008

curdler

adj
When you brew a big shottie or bucket and the smoke is so thick that it looks like it's "curdled".

I brewed up this proper curdler bucket last night and it was flat out.

by subhuman_2k February 6, 2005

cuddleable

the word that comes to mind when I think of chris. (xoxo)

he is so cuddleable!! I just want to hug him!!

by candieapple October 9, 2008