by Ali Ali Ali a April 10, 2020
The worst sport to ever exist in the history of mankind.
-hard workouts, yet none of them get you "ripped."
-wierd ass people (brag about how crew is the best sport ever and how much "gains" they've made)
-interferes with your schedule (6:30 am practices on Saturday)
-cult
-outfits (dudes don't look good in a spandex)
Motors on boats were invented for a reason.
Need I say more?
-hard workouts, yet none of them get you "ripped."
-wierd ass people (brag about how crew is the best sport ever and how much "gains" they've made)
-interferes with your schedule (6:30 am practices on Saturday)
-cult
-outfits (dudes don't look good in a spandex)
Motors on boats were invented for a reason.
Need I say more?
by BenjiFTP January 22, 2018
by Shuh whu November 10, 2014
a hot sexy poop or a mexican drug lord probably thicc but also bipolar but can be very nice and also on the inside a petite little lady on the prairie
by LargeWeiner96 December 26, 2019
A sport full of drama and teenage angst, where everyone on the team hates everyone else and talks behind people's backs but they pretend to all be best friends.
Person at school: what's wrong with alli and brenna today? They are acting so weird
Other person: oh, you know. They're on crew
Person: ohhh you're right no wonder they're being such bithches!
Other person: oh, you know. They're on crew
Person: ohhh you're right no wonder they're being such bithches!
by crewer January 13, 2015
The reason people go color blind
Crayons dancing and coloring
What people watch when having sex
mad eraser pisses on the crayon art
knows how to color in the lines
skinny
Crayons dancing and coloring
What people watch when having sex
mad eraser pisses on the crayon art
knows how to color in the lines
skinny
person 1: dude the sky is green, not blue.
person 2: where the hell did you learn your colors???
person 1: color crew
person 2: where the hell did you learn your colors???
person 1: color crew
by gasoline licker February 20, 2022