penis corn

old, nasty, corn like kernels of mold and diseases on the tip of a man's penis; gross, raucnhy penis

when we went to have sex, i pulled down his pants and he had penis corn!

by ray-cait-whatev April 3, 2010

Corn Roll

When you use the blankets to wrap a girl up like a burrito then while shes stuck inside you can just totally fuck the shit out of her and she can't do anything. Then you can move her around to different positions and whatnot (or you could even poke a little hole in the back and do her anal style!)

I had that bitch corn rolled all night! She couldn't do anything to stop my anal adventures.

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

corn job

The act of performing fellatio on a dump as it is leaving the rectum. Best performed on a man when he is laying on his back and passing the turd with his legs pulled over his head.

You know, I think Sarah really digs me. For instance, after we went out for Mexican the other night, she totally gave me a corn job. Made her come, no less.

by Herr Stehpinkler March 10, 2005

corn toad

a female with vaginal warts

I was fuckin that bitch when I realized she was a corn toad.

by spencer hicks May 13, 2005

corn-fed

A hick. Simply that.

Look at all them corn-feds bangin' their sisters!

by Maccer May 24, 2005

corn husker

a stuck up weak ass ho nanny, who cant get a date with his homies mamma

Zac that corn husker, dude might as well pull out his g-unit and cap his ass.

by BIZZLE October 15, 2003

can of corn

1. A term used to descirbe the certainty that Nomar Garciaparra will win the golden glove award.

"Hey Kory, what are Nomar Garciaparra's chances of winning a Gold Glove this year?"
"Can of corn Jim, can of corn"

by Tyrone Gangstalicious August 4, 2006