When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
by VinceVegas January 24, 2020
Get the Cooking like Pozniakmug. by Ojizzle March 30, 2024
Get the I'm Cookedmug. Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.
Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED
Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED
by 5stxrs December 3, 2023
Get the Cookedmug. When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
Get the Cooking the hamburger over the hotdogmug. If you ever met a Hailey Cook she will change your life into happiness if you were in depression. She is the most worthy, sweet, loving, and beautiful. She also will tell you wants been on her mind. If you meet a Hailey Cook, try to make her your girlfriend. It is worth it.
by Horrorman2900 May 6, 2023
Get the Hailey Cookmug. i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?
my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024
Get the am i cookedmug. 