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Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
by VinceVegas January 24, 2020
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I'm Cooked

Dude 1: I heard you're girlfriend is pregnant.
Dude 2: I'm Cooked.
by Ojizzle March 30, 2024
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Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED
James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.
by 5stxrs December 3, 2023
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Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
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Hailey Cook

If you ever met a Hailey Cook she will change your life into happiness if you were in depression. She is the most worthy, sweet, loving, and beautiful. She also will tell you wants been on her mind. If you meet a Hailey Cook, try to make her your girlfriend. It is worth it.
Person 1: is that Hailey Cook
Person 2: yeah she is the best girlfriend ever
by Horrorman2900 May 6, 2023
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am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done
i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?
by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024
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You are Cooked

A term that refers to when you are completely screwed and are in a terrible situation.

Synonym for: You are done for.
"It is 11:40pm and you only finished 10% of the homework due at 11:59pm. You aren't finishing that, you are cooked!"
by salam25 September 8, 2025
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