Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

jodie comer

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.

jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.

by teenylesbo May 7, 2020

DC Comet

A Potomac-area variant similar to a Cleveland Steamer or a Boston Pancake, but rather than dumping on the girl's tits, one should aim for the genitalia, and ideally get the feces caught in the girl's pubes. So-called because if one were a crab louse watching this unfold from said girl's pubes, this would resemble a huge brown comet streaking across the sky shooting out of the "moon" and crashing into the earth.

After the Redskins lost to the Cowboys, I realized the only thing that could cheer me up was sending a DC comet streaking across my girlfriend's vagina.

by Quen October 18, 2008

comer test

An unusually long test that covers any and all material from a class. Generally not passable.

Man, I made a 20 on that comer test.

by turbo420 October 23, 2010

vomit comet flight

This is an aircraft ride which induces puking in many passengers.

Gawd, my shoes are a mess after flying the vomit comet flight!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

Comealmendras

Derogatory. Commonly used in southern and eastern regions of Spain. Offensive towards Muslim people because they are believed to eat copious amounts of almonds after the Ramadan fasting.

España está llena de comealmendras saltavallas.

by Garbanzo esnifado January 19, 2022