when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite
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to leave highschool in 3 years under the false pretense of attending college only to succumb to the morbid future of attending Mercer Community College and recieving a G.E.D never to return to Senior year because of the shame.
by btown May 14, 2005
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by Mister Man the Guy September 23, 2004
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