1. DAAAAAAMN! Look how big Farmer Bob's cock is!
2. Dude! Look at that cock's claws! They'd rip right through a hen!
2. Dude! Look at that cock's claws! They'd rip right through a hen!
by Thin_as_a_whale November 16, 2007
by Monkey March 28, 2005
The impassioned gulping of a huge mound of cock, or the exuberant gagging on a massive hunk of dick.
Dean loves cock chugging! What a fucking cock chugger. Dean should just put down that huge helping of cock and get a job. No more cock chugging Dean!!
by Gagginya Withacock October 25, 2007
In the same vein as a cock block, a cock save is to save a cock from irreparable harm. "Irreparable harm" here can refer to an ugly/disease-ridden/non-human female, or to an embarrassing/potentially lethal inanimate object, any of which a healthy human penis should never come into contact in the fist place.
A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.
The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
A cock save may be mistaken for a cock block until the next day when the person affected can look upon the situation with sober eyes.
The actions that amount to a cock block and cock save are usually the same, the only difference being that a cock block is always a bad thing and a cock save is always a good thing.
Mike: I was so drunk I almost fucked that softball player/billy goat/toaster. I mean I was pants down, tent pitched, ready to go. What happened?
Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.
Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.
Dwight: I knocked your ass out with the waffle iron for being an idiot.
Mike: Thanks for the cock save, amigo.
by ThomasJefferson3rdPres May 20, 2010
by Jon February 16, 2005
An expert in the field of marinatng, massaging, and beating meat. All in the quest for excellence in the field of cock preparation. A true practioner of the arts of man meat.
by shooooteh February 04, 2005