crown point christian school

a school in that says in the name that its in crown point when it in fact, is in st john indiana. the teachers only care about you if you shut your mouth and listen while they shove useless information about random topics down your throat. the school is so bad that the middle school has had 3 different principles in 2 years. the only reason you will be popular is if you are richer than everyone else, or if you bully kids for fun, which the teachers dont do shit about.

"wow, she goes to crown point christian school?"
"she must not be that smart than

by Yung_G682 October 21, 2022

Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

white conservative straight christian males

Public enemy #1.

The communists will get rid of all white conservative straight christian males

by Rev Sharpton August 16, 2023

Christian

A person who has a relationship with the one true God and is saved by the grace of Jesus Christ and believes in Him.
Christianity IS NOT a RELIGION.
It is a relationship, if you know what i mean, but most probably don't, which is sad.
Catholicism is not Christianity, which many mistake it for or the "same as."

If you take Jesus Christ out of Christianity, than it doesn't make sense. If you take allah out of muslim or buddha out of buddhism or if you take ANY leader out of that particular religion and you do that with ALL the other religions that exist in the world, than all of it's "rules" or "foundations" or whatever still make sense based on it's belief, which would be a false belief anyway.
Christianity is true, all other beliefs or religions aren't, because what do they base their faith on?

by Jenkins Stephany August 5, 2007

Christian

A really hot guy that will do anything for a peice of food.
He is sexy and a sexy hot face
the sexiest guy in the world
Sweet and cool
coolest guy in the school!

christian is sexy hotty

by Anonymous man <3 July 27, 2009

Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)

Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.

by Austinmasteroftheuniverse May 7, 2008

Christian music

although good for moms, you will often go to sleep with this music if you're used to pop, rap, and rock. the singers are good, but they lack in style.

blonde soccer mom: let's listen to the radio!
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.

by Blakepwner January 25, 2011