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Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
by EmperorEli February 4, 2021
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Cheese grate

verb.

To use a two piece bud grinder without the bottom piece, so the bud sprinkles out the bottom. This usually happens when one person's bud is already in the bottom of the grinder and someone else asks if they can use it.
Person 1: Yo man can I borrow your grinder?
Person 2: Yea, but my bud is already in there so you're going to have to cheese grate
by SWED420 September 26, 2009
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Cheeseburger Pussy

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like cheese melting out of a hamburger.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot
Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Cheeseburger Pussy!
by Tmoney35 December 21, 2009
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cheese

The celebration of what happens when milk goes off big-time stylee.
"That cheese I found in your fridge was pretty good."
"I didn't have any cheese in there."
by EternallyAnna September 9, 2012
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bra cheese

A foul smelly, smegma-like excretion found under a womans breasts, between her boobs and her rib cage. Generally caused by sweat build-up through excessive bra wearing and a sad lack of personal hygiene.
John, "My wife wanted me to lick her bra cheese last night."
Billy, "Mate, that's fucken foul. Did you do it?"
John, "Too right mate, after she'd sucked all the smeg off my knob."
by Someone from NZ December 17, 2006
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cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.
My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.
by Joe October 19, 2003
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Butt Cheese

Cheesy smell of Butt- likely caused by gas moisture. Typcial in summer, after hard physical labour or from generally bad hygiene... in summer. Smell Is strong and easily transferable (onto finger and underwear and through underwear onto trouser). Related to 'Honey Butt'
I need to wash these pants, they;re stinking of butt cheese.
by nick packer October 10, 2007
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