Caressing Insult

An insult with a compliment snuck in!

"You shut your . . . photogenic face!" is a caressing Insult.

by MahiJoon March 29, 2024

Caressing Insult

An insult that includes a compliment inside of it, the opposite of a backhanded compliment.

"You better shut up and get you ... Beautiful face out of my sight!", was his unexpected caressing insult towards her.

by MahiJoon April 13, 2024

Cartesian Cesspit

When an inexperienced man can't find the right hole on a woman and ends up in the backdoor.

Bro, I hate to admit it, but she was my first time, and I accidentally pulled a full Cartesian Cesspit on her. I'm so ashamed.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Caesar

A cool ape from planet of the apes, he is the king and is the best ape

Caesar: apes together strong

by Imogen_small_fry February 5, 2026

Cakeshit

Appears attractive, perfect, or appealing on the outside but is disappointing, messy, fake, or unpleasant on the inside.

~Don’t be fooled by his smooth talk and style he’s a total cakeshit underneath it all.

~That apartment was cakeshit. Looked fancy online but was falling apart in person.

by mcojack July 8, 2025

Capeship

A genre of fiction characterized by themes of both romance and super-heroism. The romance-focused subgenre of "capeshit". Similar to "Romantasy" (The romance-focused subgenre of high-fantasy)

Guy who likes superheroes: "Hey, I wanted to try reading some romance fiction. Do you have any recommendations?"
Girl who reads all sort of romance fiction: "Oh, I think you would definitely appreciate some Capeship books."

by Azarath99 July 22, 2025

Capes

What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).

"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."

by AndyArken August 16, 2025