crap-atude

something you say when something goes wrong so that you don't get in trouble for cursin

Shit

i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where

crap-atude a droped my cookie

by love mufin May 25, 2011

Crapping Room

A place where you can both take a sh*t and still avoid your family's issues, while still avoiding a divorce about it because you're still in it.

"I just spent 10 hours in the Crapping Room," Dave Said, "I missed my daughter's piano recital!"

by The Butt Dictionary September 3, 2018

crap-aray

stock of books you keep in the crapper ,for reading and other stuff..
(if you know what i mean....)

john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?

john:what do you think?

me :eweeeew

by 8055 April 28, 2014

crap

you

you are crap

by nswr563 December 7, 2022

poop crap

your wierd

your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly

by sigma mom February 27, 2023

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022