Half Child Chowder is comprised of jism. That is it. Half the chromosomes necessary to create a child. A human child.
"I'm going to fill her box full of half child chowder", the man told his waiter in regards to the escort with whom he just wined and dined.
by Acute Lymphoblastic September 21, 2016
Get the Half Child Chowdermug. Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.
There are loads of them.
There are loads of them.
Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!
by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010
Get the November love childmug. A do-over child is a child that is a second chance for parents with grown children over 18. This usually refers to a situation where a grandparent is raising their grandchild and doing a way better job than they did with their original child.
My parents have no time for their adult children or relationships with them because they are too busy with their do-over child.
by cmay May 31, 2015
Get the do-over childmug. by Hoe for sero January 3, 2021
Get the Secret love childmug. A person who was an only child growing up. They are typically very independent, hard working, and dedicated. But they must get there way, otherwise a temper tantrum will be had.
Alex works 60 hours a week. Alex has never missed a day of work. Alex didn't get what she wanted for lunch today and she started crying. Alex is a typical only child.
by Autopartsfreak September 9, 2011
Get the Typical only childmug. A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.
No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!
by MayaEA May 4, 2006
Get the no child left behindmug. Middle child syndrome is something that I go through... it’s hard. The oldest child is the one who is most dependable in the parents eyes. The youngest is the sibling who is an attention seeker, and with that they get attention. As the middle child, you are always forgotten, not noticed, have a little to no self worth. We usually become very social people and have a large group of friends. But, people will make assumptions about you thinking you have the best life ever, so whenever you talk to one of them about it they deny everything you tell them or call you an attention seeker. The quality’s of a middle child consist of huge creativity, social, antreverts, but are very much introverts towards their family. I’m a middle child, so I know all of this is true.
Mom: Kelsey (oldest) come here!
Kelsey: What did you need?
Mom: I got you a new phone!
Kelsey: Omg mom, thank you!
Mom: I got you a new phone to, Addie! (youngest)
Addie: Thanks, Mom!
Mom: Sorry Layla (middle), I couldn’t get you one.
Layla: It’s fine....
This is a purifyed example of "Middle Child Syndrome"
Kelsey: What did you need?
Mom: I got you a new phone!
Kelsey: Omg mom, thank you!
Mom: I got you a new phone to, Addie! (youngest)
Addie: Thanks, Mom!
Mom: Sorry Layla (middle), I couldn’t get you one.
Layla: It’s fine....
This is a purifyed example of "Middle Child Syndrome"
by I lIkE cHeEzY pOtAtOeS May 4, 2019
Get the Middle Child Syndromemug.