Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

by mick buchey December 25, 2008

Drug store christmas

The horrible gifts from the drug store such as a knock off gaming console, a book with i generic title , or a over priced action figure from something you have never heard of. Then these gifts are given to an unlucky child for christmas.

Mom: ok son open your gift!

little billy: OMGGGG ITS A...fun station 5. 0.o

Mom: Isnt that what you wanted?

little billy: No you dumb bitch, i specifically asked for a playstation 3. wtf is this shit.

Mom: sorry you had a "drug store christmas"

little billy: >=(

by Spootybeaver113 April 24, 2011

Ethiopian Christmas tree

Really long and dirty ass hair which has been braided and has dingleberries hanging off of and around it.

Her ass is so hairy you could make an ethiopian Christmas tree.

by Babalua November 7, 2012

Christmas Eve Sex

Sex without foreplay. Like Santa, spoke not a word and went straight to his work.

Hey babe let's have Christmas Eve Sex, that will be quick.

by Quickie too December 9, 2011

Christmas party takedown

A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party

Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.

by phon3guy November 12, 2015

Christmas Dinner Syndrome

You get Christmas Dinner Syndromeby eating to much food.
When you cannot digest your food

“Oh boy I think I’ve got Christmas Dinner Syndrome!” Said the Boy.

by Boomer.B November 3, 2019

christmas is early this year

The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.

- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!

by AnitaRadcliffe April 6, 2023