Bellevue Oil Change

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.

"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

by Scrubl0rdXD June 17, 2023

pocket change

A small amount of money.

I can afford it, it's just pocket change.

by IDFrenchie June 19, 2023

changed

some weirdest furry game that gonna make you furry person

PLAY ON YOUR RISK

- hey did you play game named changed?
- uwu

by plin tyc February 25, 2023

don't change the subject

To tell someone not to say things off-topic to throw someone off. Mainly told when someone is caught doing something bad.

"How are you suddenly walking fine after you recently just got a leg injury?"
"Isn't the sky so nice today?"
"Don't change the subject! How are you walking?"

by haterzenx March 5, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

changed hate day october 16

day where you send hate to changed and its dumbass fans

changed fan:i love changed
sane person:go fuck yourself
dumbnass simp for a few pixels on the screen:puro is hot
sane person:kill yours-
sane friend:heyyo brotha its changed hate day october 16
sane friends friend:fuck yeah time to send death threats to changed fans

by quickys urban dictoanery acc October 12, 2023

Changing a 1 to a 0

There's no end to the madness!

It doesn't matter about what they put down, whoever is looking at it will only look at what's when and where. Changing a 1 to a 0 is really kinda childish but it keeps you giggling I guess you grown up!

by Enter pen name here. October 19, 2023