change

Something many people seem to confuse with progress. Not all change is a good thing.

Getting taken back to the Stone Age wouldn't be progress and it wouldn't improve race relations, but it would be a change in direction, and some people love any change as long as it's change. They don't want a slow, steady, and natural progress made, they want a change now when they want it, and if they don't get it they'll walk over anybody they can (anybody they think is the weak one) to try and get their way, to get others to say yes to them instead of no.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

Waiting on the World to Change

a song by American singer-songwriter John Mayer. It was released as the lead single from his third studio album, Continuum (2006), on August 1, 2006. The song enjoyed commercial success as a single and won the Grammy for Best Male Pop Vocal Performance at the 49th Grammy Awards.

Waiting on the World to Change is the best John Mayer song.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022

Change of Like

When you enjoy yet neglect to like someone's facebook post, but upon extenuating boredom, you see it again and end up liking it out of some newfound lightheartedness.

Laura's picture of her poodle taking her spot in bed when she got up to go to the bathroom was cute. I ended up having a change of like and sending her blowy kisses for the next hour.

by Trapped_In_Time July 24, 2013

Changed

A game that burns my eyes

Random Person: Im gonna play the game changed.
The same dude: I'm uninstalling this

by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023

Change

Change often brings instability and the people that want it to sread like wildfire.

Hardly any change doesn't make things worse. Telling people things will get worse before they get better is misleading, but it sounds good. The reality is things often get worse before they keep getting worse and worse, spiraling out of control in the end. The light at the end of a tunnel isn't guaranteed to be daylight, and people that rely on someone else to pull them from the darkness are fucked, but nobody tells them they are.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021

Slum Change

aka: weed
Called slum change because of its abundance in slums/ghettos. Also referenced by Sauce Money on "bring it on" from Reasonable Doubt by Jay-Z

Ayo brotha pass me some of that slum change!

by caleb man December 24, 2021

Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out

He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!

by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025