Also, I have this cake 

A phrase popularized by Paul Saunders of Loading Ready Run in the video 3 PS3s. It is used after telling someone what you have/have accomplished to add insult to injury. You do not need to produce a cake, only something edible (such as pie, as detailed by Morgan vanHumbeck in Computer Envy)

Person 1: Man, I can't get Recon in Halo!
Person 2: Well, I have Recon Armor. Also, I have this cake.

Also, I have this cake by K2Fer October 9, 2009

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake 

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

Caes

Caes- Strong, handsome, outgoing, funny. The best at everything he does, a Caes is able to roll with the flow or get the party started. He may seem unattainable almost aloof, but once you step across his boundery line this Golden child is all warmth and security. Will always be there just call him.

My Caes is the best 1 ever made :)

Caes answer (D) all of the above

Caes by Da 1st May 13, 2011

float cake 

v. intr. (creatively offensive) defecate, esp. into a toilet. The epithet elicits an image of a puffy, floating, brown log, and further revolts by identifying feces with food. In the latter respect, it resembles the expression, "pinch a loaf."

My girlfriend came out of the bathroom, and I said, "what did you do, float cake?" She laughed automatically, but then after a moment's reflection, looked at me with disgust and said, "ugh, float cake!"

float cake by tneveca August 25, 2009

making cake 

A term for having sex

You guys were making cakes last night, because I licked the icing off the sofa.

making cake by Leruho Kdfcoi November 20, 2006

Cake Monster 

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.

That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.

Cake Monster by rexnfx January 19, 2011

caked in it 

when a person has taken a lot of alcohol on board and is very intoxicated.

Look how drunk he is! He's definitely caked in it.

caked in it by Reagy December 7, 2016