poverty button

The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.

Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.

by Durt McGurt July 01, 2024

Poverty Button

An unlabeled, unusable button or switch in your car because you couldn't afford the option upgrade.

Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.

by Durt McGurt November 14, 2023

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

Candied Button

When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

ho button

When you reject someone's call as fast as possible without answering. The rejection serves as entitlement. If you have been ho buttoned. You are a ho

"dude, you're mom just hit the ho button"

"Ho button"

"You're a ho"

by Lean and mean March 12, 2017

Belly Button Hot Tub

When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.

by PRAWLN December 11, 2022

sure as buttons

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.

A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.

CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.

by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022