Boner alert

A prelude to an impending erection.

Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."

by BooMSoN84 April 26, 2011

Lonely boner

"Lonely Boner" refers to a virgin or someone who has been without sexual activity for a long time.

My friend Derrick is a lonely boner, or my brother Chad has a lonely boner.

by Rufus T (for Tucker) December 19, 2008

The Boner Song

A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).

Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)

Click, click, click...

It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.

Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.

by Mr.Sacman March 16, 2009

Purple Boner

Where a male is subjected to extreme arousal far exceeding the point of "blue balls" syndrome.

Guy1 - "Dude, I was trying to have sex with my new girlfriend last night, and instead I got blue balls."

Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."

Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."

by Raging Wop July 5, 2010

Boner

When you're having sexual activity boys crouch expands in length as he is feeling immense pleasure.

Lily:"Josh harder! MORE HARDER!"

Josh:"You're giving me a boner!"

Lily:"Yes you're making me cum!"

by Lil_boy November 10, 2019

Boner

*Bon·er (name)
-Proper Name; Boner (English, American) is a common nickname for Eric Shinn.
*bon·er (noun)
-Vulgar Slang; An erect penis.

His name is Erection, but all his friends call him Boner.

by reflectionpoint January 17, 2010

boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.

"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."

by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008