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Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.
by qwertuyiou October 8, 2010
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national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.
Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?
by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022
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Australian blowjob

To receive a blowjob while simultaneously being punched repeatedly in the balls in a speedbag fashion.
Guy: Sarah must be related to Ali, she just gave me the best Australian blowjob ever!
by Legen dairy July 13, 2022
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Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.
Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.
by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022
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Blowjob

Blowjob or demolition job is a job where you blow up various buildings.
Someone: What's your job?
Me: I do blowjobs.
Someone: Wow, that must be fun!
by JesusIsLord🛐 February 21, 2022
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redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.
Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.
by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023
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cornish blowjob

A blow job from either a chicken or cornish person
by Zork kork March 11, 2024
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