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floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.
She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.
by Foxcraft August 30, 2016
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Over-birthday

The day after one's birthday.
So now that its your Over-birthday, how does it feel being 16 and a day old?
by PikminThePikmin June 28, 2016
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dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash
This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.
by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016
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Bleather Birthday

A Southern California regional holiday in which participants use their own birthdays to honor the modern legacy of Bleather by Blucas. Bleather by Blucas is a range of leather apparel developed by "Blucas," an amalgam of the fictional character Riley Finn from the Buffyverse and the actor that portrays him, Marc Blucas.
How fortunate that your Bleather Birthday coincides with Bleather by Blucas' release of his new fall line "Bleather Betrayal."
by Bleather Boo September 5, 2017
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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.
What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.
"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch
by dinnsdale September 30, 2018
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