mushroom beyblade

To do a nasty sexual act to someone over the internet

Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.

by person2020 December 25, 2020

Dirty Béya

When your so fucking huge, you suffocate everyone you see and have a son named Michael.

That’s a huge bitch, must be a dirty Béya

by dirtycrayola69 June 4, 2021

Urban Beyblade

When you decide that you've sunk low enough to purchase Urethral Beads, only to insert them and rip them out like a 4th grader playing with a Beyblade.

"Beyblade Beyblade let it ri-AAAUUUUGGHHH!"

"So I decided to play Urban Beyblade last night."
"How was it?"
"I'm throwing away my Urethral Beads"
"Ah."

by Drunken Bastard August 7, 2021

The Beyblade

It’s a sexual activity where you put your dick in someone’s ass and twirl like you never before

Guy: hey I found a new sex position it’s called the Beyblade
Guy 2:oh cool how do you do it?
Guy: let’s demonstrate then 😈

by Dreambull lover August 10, 2021

The beyblade

During the act of sex you start spinning while still in your partners vagina and yell “BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP”

Hey babe wanna do the beyblade

by Hello34521 September 28, 2021

BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

When something is difficult to understand. Similar to ''beyond me'' but with more gusto

How covid isnt a thing of the past yet is BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

by ThomasCorey February 28, 2022

Poppin' Beyanies

Taking Benadryl several times a day for recreational purposes.

Walkin down the track kinda sleepy poppin' beyanies, straight trippin' on some rails. Dreaming bout trains poppin' off the track. Look out . That horn is loud waking me up from a dream state.

by Cryogenic C March 26, 2022