beaver card

accepting sex as payment for services rendered

"Oh Mr Plumber i don't have enough money to pay for the servicing my pipes... Do you accept beaver card?

by dsutto87 November 17, 2010

beaver bum

when someone's arsehole is covered in pubic hair

Ellie: lets have anal sex
John: I can't, I'l get lost in your beaver bum

by cara leon January 24, 2011

Beaver Mask

When the slime from a vagina coats one's face after a cunnilingus session and the pubic hairs of the vaginal region become glued in a matted layer via the adhesive action of said slime.

When one raises one face, it appears as if one is sporting a mask made of beaver fur.

"Walter ate me out last night but he was so enthusiastic about it I didn't have the heart to tell him I hadn't had a chance to wash up after shaving. When he came up afterwards to give me a kiss I asked him if it was Halloween because he was wearing a beaver mask."

by Showdown Sean October 28, 2011

Beaver steam

Vaginal moisture.

That girl's underwear is dripping with beaver steam.

by jacquizz in your pants August 23, 2011

Beaverchop

One who does not take but distributes guff to all those in her path. She protects the ones close to her viciously and with out mercy but is gentle and loving passing out laughs to keep spirits up. She is the love that can be both heaven and hell.

She killed me and picked up all her team mates. Way to go beaverchop!

by ramblerforu1324234 December 27, 2011

Beavered

A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.

You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"

Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"

Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"

by Timbolino November 4, 2012

beeved

The feeling you get just after smoking a joint.

"I am so beeved right now"

by Endorpheonix November 24, 2016