brenden barker

A mother fucker that shlobs on knobs with no regrets. Extreamley proud of his feminim faggot ass nature. Bends over for amputee nigger midgets and likes to get ass fucked by garrafs.

Brenden Barker is a Brenden barker.

by Wasabisnapeas May 24, 2016

banner farm

A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.

Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.

by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004

BarberySheister

Having a barbery of a time. Behaviour considered ape-like.

Brett, you are a BarberySheister. Get out of that tree!

by stv October 23, 2003

Barnett's Shaw Massive

Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.

"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"

by Mad Styles Mike July 29, 2008

Barney

Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.

The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney

by purplehaze2291 July 20, 2008

barneer

a whore born in a barn.

someone barneer like including nic kline and danny blades

by coltssuperbowl83 October 25, 2008

Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.

Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.

by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009