Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023

Sober As A Bat

When you are in a state of sobriety.

When you have not ingested any kind of mind-altering substances.

"I was sober as a bat," Said Y/N describing her state of being in past tense.

"Oh I gave up drinking a while ago. I'm sober as a bat these days,"

by Mary Shelly August 17, 2025

fruit bat

a big bat in the family pteropodidae
they have big balls (no offense)
fruit bats are also called flying foxes
they look like dogs lol

I saw a big fruit bat hanging upside down on that big tree!

by arc April 11, 2022

tuna bat

An especially impressive penis, male genitalia.

“Hey man, nice tuna bat.”

by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021

Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.

don't be such a jingle bat

by broe91 January 9, 2023

Bat

Short for battery, slang used by a plug

Yo my plug says he’s got this new bat for sale with adjustable heat.

by TiBToFTY boy April 28, 2019