Brent Hately

Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn.

Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school.

Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room.

All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.

Look, it's Brent Hately. You know, the guy tugging his weewee in the corner of a motel room.

by BortOPotty October 27, 2023

Breazie

This describes a talented , sexy intelligent, interesting man who has no limits to what he can do…

A truly amazing man with high energy.

I saw him in full breazie mode as he walked away fast into the woods.

He was so breazie that he could barely stand still.

by Heyoka October 28, 2023

dam break

A flood through the lower G.I. tract/colon after the constipation/blockage breaks free. See assplosion

I had notshitin a week but the greasy breakfast and large pot of coffee this AM sparked a messy dam break by mid AM.

by Sauceman January 12, 2005

jacksonville breakfast

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

by clever clover November 23, 2009

dookie bread

another word for dirty money. dookie bread is money that one gets from doing an illegal act. such as selling drugs, robbing, or prostituting, etc.

I be stacking loafs of dookie bread from all this bud im selling.

by drewbe69 August 10, 2010

Cheerio Break

Name for a mandated break that is unnecessary and most likely not wanted by workers. Famously started when one construction worker who was packed only Cheerios for lunch by his wife exclaimed that he "Didn't want to eat his fucking cheerios right now."

Common' guys take your cheerio break. I need you ready for the next batch so get your break in now.

by Crazy Justin November 4, 2013

door breaker

the big angry idiot person that breaks things when upset
"he's a door breaker alright"

a childish workplace tantrum resulting in property damage

too old to live in the frat house, too strong for the office door

and chases down his co-worker then breaks open a door to keep chasing him
"did you see him?" "i heard something go bang, now the door is bent open."
"too bad man, that guy upstairs is a real door breaker."

by bluedogone November 22, 2013