getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
Get the black mesa blowjobmug. Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.
formerly a boob-job
formerly a boob-job
by Feroluci July 3, 2024
Get the Russian Blowjobmug. Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
by ZeeyonX March 9, 2021
Get the price of a blowjobmug. In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
by The Dragon Hearted February 27, 2022
Get the Blowjobmug. On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.
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Get the Blocky blowjobmug.