Daddy blowjob

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.

He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.

by Olan101 January 4, 2025

president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.

3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend

by Official Days October 29, 2019

The Bolivian Blowjob

A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.

You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.

by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025

International Blowjob Day!

June 28th is the International Blowjob Day! It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a guy the times they want, as long as they consent.
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).

Hey dude, it's International Blowjob Day! Did you know it?
Yeah, why?
Hehe so... UwU

by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025

Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth

Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night

by Anonymous grifting June 30, 2025

jewish blowjob

When someone jerks you off during a blowjob and doesn't use enough of there mouth.

Mark : "My girl was giving me a jewish blowjob last night,she barely used her mouth and throat game at all."

Jacob : "Damn playa that sucks"

by KiidBro July 1, 2025