bastid

cutesy spelling of bastard.

Come over here, you dirty little bastid!

by weave March 21, 2003

stupid bastard

Current president of the united states,
GEORGE BUSH

Oh please..... just watch him....

by Alex Kryl December 22, 2003

Janky Bastard

Someone who is very uncool and generally lies cheats and steals.

Dave is such a janky bastard, he tried to steal my freaking girl from me

by luke chatelain & dave shchlossman January 12, 2004

basti

the best person in the whole entire world lmao

basti is better than jailan, philip, taylor and shelby

by nowtfas May 7, 2018

turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

by huntelbi January 2, 2011

Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.

I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!

by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009

twos on a bastard

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006