by RNPS February 8, 2009
Get the air trainmug. The Air Force is the youngest branch of the DOD. As the name implies, the Air Force is mostly oriented with aviation. Though this is common with the other branches of the DOD, the Air Force is “special”.
Unlike other branches of the Military, the Air Force needs to be coddled and nurtured. The lack of carpet on a barracks room floor with send the average Airman into state to where he/she has to cope by succumbing to a fetal position, crying himself/herself to sleep. Not to worry, for they are paid an extra allowance for after living under such “harsh conditions” whenever they have to mingle with other branches of the Military.
The Air Force can also be defined by their Physical Readiness. Where most branches conduct PT (Physical Training) through a series of running, push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, eight count body builders, etc, the Air Force simply have to ride a bicycle in order to prove their readiness for military standards. Correction; Air Force military standards.
An interesting trait about the Air Force is their lack of vocal processing. While other branches of the military sing cadence while they march, the Air Force does otherwise. Due to a default that could possibly be blamed on memory, coordination, and lack of style, the Air Force can only march to the singular sound of the word “Hut”.
Ex: “Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…etc”
Because the Air Force is “special”, they disregard all other branches of the DOD, especially to another member of the service that outranks them. This can include the colors ceremony…the raising and lowering of our nations flag. Where the other branches of the military stand and salute Old Glory, the Air Force is allowed to casually conduct their business and pay no mind to the National Anthem that is played over a loud speaker.
The Air Force, unlike other branches, is allowed to move their families to their duty stations abroad. This allows them the comfort and stability to defend the nation. How other branches of the military go without this is still a mystery and under investigation. But, fret not, for these young Airmen and Sergeants families. They will have carpet, I assure you.
Unlike other branches of the Military, the Air Force needs to be coddled and nurtured. The lack of carpet on a barracks room floor with send the average Airman into state to where he/she has to cope by succumbing to a fetal position, crying himself/herself to sleep. Not to worry, for they are paid an extra allowance for after living under such “harsh conditions” whenever they have to mingle with other branches of the Military.
The Air Force can also be defined by their Physical Readiness. Where most branches conduct PT (Physical Training) through a series of running, push-ups, sit-ups, pull-ups, eight count body builders, etc, the Air Force simply have to ride a bicycle in order to prove their readiness for military standards. Correction; Air Force military standards.
An interesting trait about the Air Force is their lack of vocal processing. While other branches of the military sing cadence while they march, the Air Force does otherwise. Due to a default that could possibly be blamed on memory, coordination, and lack of style, the Air Force can only march to the singular sound of the word “Hut”.
Ex: “Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…Hut…etc”
Because the Air Force is “special”, they disregard all other branches of the DOD, especially to another member of the service that outranks them. This can include the colors ceremony…the raising and lowering of our nations flag. Where the other branches of the military stand and salute Old Glory, the Air Force is allowed to casually conduct their business and pay no mind to the National Anthem that is played over a loud speaker.
The Air Force, unlike other branches, is allowed to move their families to their duty stations abroad. This allows them the comfort and stability to defend the nation. How other branches of the military go without this is still a mystery and under investigation. But, fret not, for these young Airmen and Sergeants families. They will have carpet, I assure you.
Guy 1: "I loved the cartoon G.I. Joe! That's exactly the reason I joined the Air Force!"
Guy 2: "You probably should have joined the Military instead."
Guy 2: "You probably should have joined the Military instead."
by Shuckins February 12, 2008
Get the air forcemug. 
Get the air elementalmug. when some one is
1 way to close in ur personal space
or
2 when some one is close to you when they talk and they have bad breath..you yell air rape!!
1 way to close in ur personal space
or
2 when some one is close to you when they talk and they have bad breath..you yell air rape!!
person 1"hey!"
person2 "uh hi"
preson 1"whaaas up?" (said in a breathy voice)
person 2 "ew dont breath on me!"
preson 1"whaaaat?"
person 2 "AIR RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
person2 "uh hi"
preson 1"whaaas up?" (said in a breathy voice)
person 2 "ew dont breath on me!"
preson 1"whaaaat?"
person 2 "AIR RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Loren from lancaster December 8, 2010
Get the air rapemug. Not really a "slap" in the traditional use of the word,but a sharp clicking sound produced by flicking the index and middle fingers of one hand against a channel of air created by a space between some of the fingers of the other hand. This is an extremely difficult maneuver to produce and seems to be an attention-getting sound used by Armenians from Armenia itself.
by pentozali April 16, 2009
Get the air slapmug. Another word for quief...
Quief: Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.
Quief: Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.
by The OriginalKP October 3, 2012
Get the Air Tacomug. When a girl is sucking your cock, you grab the back of her head, pulling her close while sticking two fingers up her nose...
by princedick September 25, 2009
Get the Air Lockmug.