Brian

There's a good chance your name is actually Ryan.

Person 1: My name is Ryan.
Person 2: Did you say Brian?

by CancerousWeeaboo March 16, 2018

Brians

1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.

2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.

Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?

Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.

by Maddens Life December 6, 2017

Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.

That beached whale looks like Kaley Brian.

by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020

brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie

Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god

by Jcart925 May 25, 2018

Brian Awesome Keith

I mean, he's fucking awesome - like his middle name clearly states.

Liv said 'Did you guys know that BK's middle name is "Awesome"?? He is literally Brian Awesome Keith.'

by b_dubulous March 12, 2023

Brian

Secret number between 3 and 4.

“ count from 1-5”
“1, 2, 3, brian, 4, 5.”

by Jakek09 August 24, 2025

brian

The biggest cock wielding man to ever grace the earth, the brexit geezer is 6,8ft on a bad day and 7,0ft when using his cock to stand.

Brian the son of all gods

by Brians cock November 14, 2022