by makingtheindianraceproud March 25, 2013

John McCain's pathetic attempt to downplay his obvious status as an independent pretending to be a Republican.
(Now for the un-biased definition)
Former governor of Alaska, a Republican. Has five children, one grandchild. Generally supported allowing greater freedoms in fishing and hunting while in office, as well as more opportunities for drilling to the major oil companies. Ran as the vice-presidential candidate for the Republican party in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. Resigned as governor of Alaska several months after losing presidential election.
Supports abstinence-only education in public schools (which has been proven to slightly increase teen pregnancy rate and STI infection rate when compared to standard sex education). Supports the teaching of intelligent design as well as evolution, (despite the consensus by 93% of the National Academy of Sciences who don't believe in God and accept evolution as the accurate theory for how life arose on Earth). Also has recently become a contributor to conservative media outlet, Fox News. Major supporter of the Tea Party Movement.
(Now for the un-biased definition)
Former governor of Alaska, a Republican. Has five children, one grandchild. Generally supported allowing greater freedoms in fishing and hunting while in office, as well as more opportunities for drilling to the major oil companies. Ran as the vice-presidential candidate for the Republican party in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. Resigned as governor of Alaska several months after losing presidential election.
Supports abstinence-only education in public schools (which has been proven to slightly increase teen pregnancy rate and STI infection rate when compared to standard sex education). Supports the teaching of intelligent design as well as evolution, (despite the consensus by 93% of the National Academy of Sciences who don't believe in God and accept evolution as the accurate theory for how life arose on Earth). Also has recently become a contributor to conservative media outlet, Fox News. Major supporter of the Tea Party Movement.
"Melisa is a stupid bitch, she thinks evolution is a myth, the teabaggers aren't retarded rednecks, and that we should teach hormone-laden, sex-crazy teenagers to wait ten more years to lose their virginity."
"Melisa? Don't you mean Sarah Palin?"
"Melisa? Don't you mean Sarah Palin?"
by Stupid "libtard" May 20, 2010

by jabfuiuwarnkdjgsh December 31, 2009

by zackyboii September 2, 2021

Also Known As, Sarah Stalin. A dumb bitch who for some reasons, became governor of Alaska. She has a knocked up daughter and a retarded husband. Rumours are that Sarah Palin is actually TINA FEY in disguise - well we wouldn't know but they both have 1 important thing in common, they're both pretty stupid.
by TheStupidAznGrl July 19, 2010

by heythere19283344 November 12, 2009

if serotonin was a person, this would be it’s name. can be used as a replacement for „serotonin“ or as a person
kinda inspired by „fre shava cado“
kinda inspired by „fre shava cado“
A: Why are you listening to this song on repeat for three days????
B: It’s free sarah tonin!
A: Woah, you’re really down, do you wanna talk about it?
B: Oh it’s nothing, just Sarah Tonin leaving me. She took everything in the divorce!
A: Sounds rough, buddy. Do you wanna vent, hug or an advice?
B:.......hugs pls.
B: It’s free sarah tonin!
A: Woah, you’re really down, do you wanna talk about it?
B: Oh it’s nothing, just Sarah Tonin leaving me. She took everything in the divorce!
A: Sounds rough, buddy. Do you wanna vent, hug or an advice?
B:.......hugs pls.
by kappaorionis April 21, 2021
