kidney cracker

Another word for penis!

Bob hit me with his kidney cracker

by darryl February 5, 2003

wheat cracker

The blackest white person you will ever meet.

That cop let me off with only a warning. Man, he is a real wheat cracker.

by BobertPhillupsy August 6, 2007

Fudge Cracker

An insult, and noun commonly used to define a person that is a pest among one's peers. Can also be used as an expression to exclaim one's distress.

"You fudge cracker!" or "Ahh, fudge crackers, I dropped my pencil!"

by #1Stereotype January 10, 2010

crazy cracker

nigger term, for caucasian people who are insane.

"crazy cracker", would be caucasian people, who move into a nigger neighborhood.

by omegs greek February 4, 2009

pepper cracker

A vigorous, rhythmic, two handed blowjob or handjob. The twisting motion is similar to using a pepper corn grinder. "Pepper Cracker" describes the technique of using an up and down stroke with one hand turning clockwise and the other turning counterclockwise simultaneously.

I'm telling you man, that freak ho Lucy's got one mean Pepper Cracker. After she puts her hands on your dick you'll be picking bed sheet out of your ass for a week.

by Lonely Roamer January 8, 2009

Spunk Cracker

A game you play in which you take a cracker, and set it on a stool in the middle of the room. You get a group of males, and they all stand around the stool, in a circle. All the guys drop their pants, while looking at everyone else, and start jerking off. Which is obviously awkward, as everyone is looking at you, and you're looking at them. When you succeed in getting off, you shoot it onto the cracker. The last person left at the end, has to eat the cracker.

I played spunk cracker last night and Joey had to eat the cracker again.

by Jonesey314 August 23, 2011

Moist Cracker

A moist cracker is a person of white ethnicity who is very soft or weak or is a big pansy I.e moist cracker

Met this moist cracker the other day looking to fight me

by Special-T-419 January 7, 2017