asspurgers syndrome

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.

Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.

by banoslibre September 7, 2014

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Samarth syndrome

Samarth syndrome: May also refer to Type V Glycogen Disorder where there is prominent exercise intolerance. Strong association with delusions about Lebron James.

Hey you wanna go to the gym with me today? Sorry I have Samarth Syndrome and can't workout I am just going to watch highlights of the King.

by Iamyourhandler February 20, 2018

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Torrentz Syndrome

A Disorder that BitTorrent users get after downloading gigabytes of movies/pr0n/warez/games. Pronounced like Tourette's Syndrome.

Bobby: Wewt, I just downloaded Harry Potter Movie! Hehe, worth 1.3 gigs too! Bwhahahahah. Take that AMERICA!
Jackie: uh oh, I think bobby got Torrentz Syndrome...
Mikee: NOOOOOO!!!!! CURSE YOU BITTORRENT!!!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!!

by Stevee A December 31, 2008

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Friends Syndrome

When you constantly clap the Friends clapping bit whenever someone says friends

John: Why does he keep clapping when i say friends
Steve: *clap clap clap clap*
Wick: I think he has Friends Syndrome

by TheRokt June 2, 2017

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Pinterest Syndrome

When an individual feels depressed and inadequate as a result of wanting but not having the item(s) she or he sees on Pinterest or similar materialistic websites. Can occur in any gender, but about ten times more likely to be seen in females.

Although Jill's wedding was over a year away, she was already suffering from a case of Pinterest Syndrome after seeing all the things she wanted for her wedding but couldn't have

by User2015 January 10, 2015

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