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Royal Dirty Simone 

The act of a Dirty Simone, except in her bum bum instead. The act also includes swirling her ass blood in your mouth and spitting it into her unconscious face. If the smell is too bad, you may vom on her as well.
Went to Amsterdam for a sesh, met a bird and took her back to my hotel. She asked me if I knew any dirty stuff to do. I mentioned the Royal Dirty Simone.

The rest is history now.
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Nathan Shimonov 

Fag who most likely has virgin cancer. he has no life, no friends and goes to Queens school of inquiry. he sits alone in every class with no assigned seats. we all hate him he is 2 feet tall and has a dick that has to be used in a microscope to see
cheerleaders:WHO DO WE HATE
entire world: NATHAN SHIMONOV
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cum guzzling semon demon 

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.
Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

simontipulate 

To simultaneously manipulate two separate things.
Man! Did you see that dude shooting ping pong balls out of his ass AND eating a steak at the same time!!

Yeah, watch that guy simontipulate!
simontipulate by LRoq December 21, 2007

Simone Hall 

A busty female who likes to sleep all day and party all night
Oh she's such a Simone Hall
Simone Hall by nickle-banter April 15, 2015
Simone is a one in a kind stoner girl. She is a bitch if you get on her bad side but she is a very good friend if you are respected by her. Simone is the top dawg, don't mess with her or you will end of in the hospital. She spends most of her time vaping and smoking weed with her friends. She is an amazing person when you get to know her. She is usually a tall, thicc girl who has long black braided hair. She has all the boys begging for a session.
Skylar: I’m going to steal Simone’s weed stash
Mackenna: Go for it if you want to get a concussion, thats Simone for you.
Simone by sss66677 July 18, 2019

Simonious 

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.
I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.
Simonious by Qrut February 4, 2021