if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.

"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

by hermione p October 12, 2023

You're Pitiful

a parody of the James Blunt song "You're Beautiful" written and recorded by American parody musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. It was released exclusively online on June 7, 2006. In it, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who lives a pitiful existence. It was originally intended as the lead single of his twelfth studio album, Straight Outta Lynwood.

According to music critic Nathan Rabin, "You're Pitiful" functions as "an amusing character study of the contemporary loser."1 In the song, Yankovic chides a 42-year-old man who still lives a "pitiful" existence

by SPrice1980 June 25, 2023

Whoever you're listening to

Is going to get your fucking kids killed. I know you pieces of shit coming into the gas station are reading it (because you repeat it back to me). Got within arms reach of 2 the other day. The knife that is always in my pocket isn't going to stay there forver. Whatever they are trying to do, I'm never going to do it. You can't make me stop being a threat to yoù kids but you can make them acknowledge what's happening to me.

Hym "Whoever you're listening to WILL NEVER CARE about your kid being murdered over their unwillingness to address me. They won't care. They'll muse on it in there news stories about how tragic it is but YOU'LL BE ALONE IN YOU GRIEF AND THEY WILL DIE FOR NOTHING. I'm not ever going to give up. Would you rather have your kids see some maladaptive success or would you rather try and pry me off of them as I dig the knife into their neck? I didn't even expect the material success. At first it was only stalking I cared about. But I'll take both. You'll do both now."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

you'r

When an illiterate person can't even spell a simple 4 letter word, for example:

David is currently writing about you'r mother.
David is an illiterate child.

by hlorgerdorf February 8, 2022

if you're over here who's flickering the lights?

Squidward’s famous words before he got his bussy chopped off by the hash slinging slasher

“I am not flickering the lights you dumb shit”
“if you're over here who's flickering the lights?”

by Bakakakakakak April 28, 2021

girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz

a term used by nerds who have just seen a woman with a gyatt or large breasts.

*a woman walks into a room, in which there is a nerd*

Dang, girl, you're hotter than a kugelblitz!

by supalj April 18, 2024

off you'r

the mispelled version of " off your " , usually done by arabic kids

Mohammed : get off you'r chair and git job you kess ommak

by Cyka blyat 123 February 23, 2020