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Dead Man Stare

The greatest band of all time to bless this lucky world with the music they so graciously bestow upon us.
Jeff: "What's that music you're listening to?"
Steve: "Dead Man Stare, mother fucker!"
Jeff: "They any good?"
Steve: "Is there a mustache in Mexico?"
by StickySteve69 May 29, 2018
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Man of the Fucking Hour

The person that is in the absolute center of attention and it needs to be known to all by emphasizing how important he is.
John: "Hey man, just finished my date"
Zach: "Well, would ya look at that, the man of the FUCKING hour."
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by speakyspeaky March 27, 2016
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hit the open man

Hit the open man is a session wherein there is one less smoking device being used in the session than there are smokers in the session. It is called hit the open man because when you are done your toke, you pass your pipe/joint/bong to whoever it is in the session without a smoking device, resulting in efficient and quick stonage.

However, one must be careful when mixing pipes and joints. If a member of the session has mega cannonball lungs, and they notice you are waiting for someone to take a fat pyrex off your hands, they may toke their joint until the cough inducing pyrex has made its way to a new open man. For this reason, when mixing smoking devices, make sure you're not sessioning with weak lungs.
If we play hit the open man, we will all get really high.
by Lindsay W May 30, 2008
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Turtle Claw man

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw
Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today
by A&G1234 July 10, 2009
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Old Man Immunity

The ability of old men to molest women by performing actions that would get younger men thrown in jail. But because old men "don't know better" women find it funny, cute and flattering and embrace it openly - likely because they know the man molesting them doesn't have a functioning penis.
Grandpa was clearly utilizing his Old Man Immunity when he was hitting on the waitress and grabbed her ass in jest.
by WindBoner February 8, 2012
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mountain dew man

He is a lit dude always got the Mountain Dew to give out and share and he does anything for that dew anencephaly is famous
Mountain Dew man gives mountaindew
by Take it January 28, 2018
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Black Man Mobility Vehicle

A vehicle used exclusively by a black man for the purpose of traversing tough terrain.

On average, most drivers of the vehicle have the high and tight recon haircut.
- Like my Black Man Mobility Vehicle?
- Yeah man it's awesome!
by BlackManMobility May 25, 2013
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