Dirty Mia

The sexual act of cutting a man's dirty toe nails and inserting them inside his foreskin before his partner sucks them out.

Me and missus were messing around last night and she gave me a Dirty Mia, which was excellent.

by BeansThe June 23, 2019

dirty zucchini

when a man uses a zuccini to analy pleasure himself, then after he blows his load he proceeds to drill out the center and smokes weed out of it (with the fecal matter still on the zucchini)

the fetishy man watched his neighbor, george bush, pull a dirty zucchini while laura was taking pictures.

by thedirtywizardd September 20, 2009

Dirty Christian

When he wipes with his hands and he gets caught and gets called smelly hands

Smelly hands gotta stinky butt Dirty Christian

by Fat baby 69 April 27, 2020

Dirty Asian

Along the same principle as a Dirty Sanchez, but eliminates the need the use of a finger, thereby making it efficient to smother the stench of one's orifice (your anus specifically) onto a person's face.

your friend has past out from a night of lascivious drinking. Instead of taking your finger and applying a quick rub of your butt crack - A Dirty Asian is when you simply drop your drawers (preferably after taking a good bowel movement) and just sit on your friend's face. For maximum application and adhesion, it is best to insert your ass crack as much as possible into your friend's nostrils for a good 10-15 seconds.

by redneck asian July 10, 2010

Dirty Marley

In the act of performing oral sex on a person with with public dreadlocks, the receiver places a small amount of cocaine (or a "bump") on their genitals above their dreadlocks so the person performing fellatio or cunninlingus is able to do the drug while performing oral sex.

Hey bro did you have sex with Trebor yesterday?

No bro I gave him a Dirty Marley.

by dortan August 24, 2018

dirty harper

when a girl shits diarrhea all over you when she’s sitting on your face.

man 1- bruh she totally did a dirty harper on me last night!

man 2- haha nice i want that tonight

by RattyBitch May 29, 2020

dirty gina

whilst in a cheerleading kit and performing vaginal sex in the backward cowgirl, a random gay guy, preferably called tez, walks into the room and sticks his finger inside the anus of the man. With his other hand, he polishes himself of while shitting into the captains hands. The captain then smears the feaces into the hair of one of the comitee members. The comitee members then shout "yes miss willaims"

Yo tez, remember when you had the cheerleading squad over and we did a dirty gina

by theking17 October 30, 2009