Me

I am a stupid piece of shit.

Me: ,,looking at the mirror,, OMG I look like a piece of shit

by Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. November 7, 2020

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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

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Woooosh on me,

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence.

It's used to express the own acknowledgement that what one is replying to could be a joke.

It roughly translates into: "You could be joking, but I believe to have seen enough people who meant similar things. Also, I hate Woooosh-culture and don't want to give anyone the satisfaction to woooosh me in case it's a joke."

Person A: There is a fly in my soup.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's a raisin.

Person A: We should dine-n-dash.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but that's illegal and a dick move.

Person A: I'm always eating my greens but don't lose weight.

Person B: Woooosh on me, but I don't think it works like that.

by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname September 28, 2019

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The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 14, 2014

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