Balls

The funniest word in human history.

Dude A: Hi!
Dude B: BALLS!!!!!
Everyone in the world lived happily ever after

by Byjxr March 27, 2024

cock and ball torture

slapping ur balls over and over till you cum.

He was doing cock and ball torture last night.

by DonutBalls March 30, 2024

Ball

crushed, cracked, tossed, fucked,
destroyed, evaporated

You see shorty over dere I’ll ball her shit

by Luh Sad March 30, 2024

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

Ball Down Machine

An alternate name for a beer, referring to "balling down", the act of consuming alcohol as described by Ontario slang.

Gonna acquire a ball down machine just now. be back shortly

by REALHOTBOI June 19, 2021

emotional blue balls

The feeling of being overwhelmed by virtual love and affection from another person but without a viable outlet to express this love, so you end up feeling sad and alone.

Friend 1: Ugh, i’m getting major emotional blue balls right now from my long-distance girlfriend.

Friend 2: What? Why?
Friend 1: look at this sweet paragraph she just sent.

by haileyray June 21, 2021

playin with your balls

Joking or messing around with somebody. Created by Aiden Mann.

Lucas: Dawg I just killed your cat.
Sarah: What! Did you really?!
Lucas: Nah, I’m just playin with your balls.

by Down in your Mum June 22, 2021